The real reason children cry


crying baby

This bambino is crying.  But it’s not colic.  He is sad.  He is sad because the bedding he is laying in is made in some third world country by children who are not much older than him.  But it doesn’t have to be that way.  All his parents have to do is start buying his bedding from Caden Lane.

Caden Lane sells everything your little one needs for his crib, and it’s all made by members of our extended American family.  Your baby might like Caden Lane’s Lemon Drop Baby Bedding.

caden lane girl

Or perhaps your baby’s taste runs more to Caden Lane’s Blue and Gray Peacock Baby Bedding.

caden lane boy

Or Caden Lane’s Bright Baby Green Crib Bedding might be the cat’s meow.

caden lane bright_baby_green_on_turq__31659_1373895556_1280_1280Whatever Caden Lane bedding you get, you will sleep soundly knowing that your purchase helped provide employment for a member of our extended American family.  And your baby will sleep soundly knowing that no child in a third world country had to forgo going to school in order to make his crib bedding.  When it comes to explaining why it is a good idea for him to eat his vegetables, you are on your own.

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About tapirking

I live in Seattle and love telling stories about Americans, the places where they work and the things that they make.
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